why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together
that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open
that’s all, dude
The above is a lie we actually go and have massive orgies together with other groups of girls in the restroom and then we gossip about all your faults and failures and share tampons and pain pills and lipgloss while talking about all our emotional problems
i am so done omfg
the reason dogs are my favorite animals…..
I LOVE DOGS AUGH
i need a doggy or a piggy…. RIGHT NOW. my life is too sad alone by myself.
just about died with the first one and the last one
PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius